trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
40s are totally the cure
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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