That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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