The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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