We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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