yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
