I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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