we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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