So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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