how can u be prego again
another moral hangover. fuck.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Randomize
