what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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