i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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