The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Found the puke drawer
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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