Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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