I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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