I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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