I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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