So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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