i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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