You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Why did my mother make you get naked?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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