Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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