so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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