hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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