so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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