Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Ketchup is God's man juice
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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