Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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