i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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