For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
