Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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