But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
