well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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