Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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