Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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