Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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