Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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