D3 body, D1 cock
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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