i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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