I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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