No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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