so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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