just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Did you pee in the oven last night??
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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