If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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