You surviving the open bar?
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Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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