just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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