: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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