Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Pants 0. Shit 1.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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