Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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