just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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