That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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