Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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