Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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