i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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