But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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