How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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