yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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