It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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