No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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