this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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