The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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