I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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